gonna dot his eye!!!

i swear man, wtf's up with all the rude-ass people these days???

there's this guy (old man really) that works across the alley from where i work. every morning when katie drops me off in the alley beside our back door he comes FLYING up the alley and honks his horn at us and throws his hands up in the air like "wtf??!?"

my god man!! it takes me two seconds to get out of the car, gather my belongings and say goodbye to my girlfriend. you can't wait two seconds??? instead of having two seconds worth of patience you're gonna come flying up the alley and stop less than an inch from my back bumper (no lie dood!! less than a friggin' inch!!!) and honk your horn at me and yell obscenities and try to ruin MY day? oh HELLS no muthafucka!!! i'll dot yer eye old man!!! i'm 30 years old and i'll whoop yer ass ya sumbitch!!!!