Thursday, June 5, 2008

i am way too trusting and it's about to stop right. fucking. NOW GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!

i was sitting here a few minutes ago trying to figure out our bills and what all we need to pay this week and how much our paychecks are and everything and trying to figure out if we'll have enough money to get passes to the local water park this weekend and guess what? i (stupidly... or, not so stupidly ~ you be the judge.) went online to look at my cell phone bill. i haven't opened the bills that we've been getting because they're usually obsolete by the time i get them. (they're sent to my grandparent's house and they usually forget to give me my mail so... whatever.)

anywho, originally this account was mine. ONLY mine. i've had this same cell phone number since my daughter was a month and a half old (although i've changed companies twice ~ porting the number both times ~ and changed plans several times in that amount of time) and have NEVER had as many problems with my phone as i've had since adding katie to my account. i added katie shortly after we started going out and then this past september we also got a phone for kensie (which she hardly ever even uses, lols!!)

so i opened the statement up and tried to figure out how much was past due, how much was due, what the fees were and why it was so much. get this, we have run over our minutes for the past 3 months consecutively. AT LEAST the last 3 months. (that's as far back as it'll let you view online.) and guess who's phone is using 99% of the minutes? well... it ISN'T mine. and it ISN'T kensie's. so... ????

for the past three months in a row there have been $60-$80 in ADDITIONAL fees JUST on katie's phone!!! and because of her going over she has caused there to be at least an additional oh idk... $20-$30 between mine and kensie's phones since we were already over our minutes. and before katie and i met? my phone bill was roughly $60-$75/month. total!!!!

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1 comment:

janehoe said...

Oh. Wow. I think this still fits:

someone please kiss me because i'm being SCREWED!!!