i swear to fucking god man!!!

i hope they DO outsource our jobs and i can sit at home and collect unemployment and take care of nutty. FUCK YO!!! i've been bringing him to work with me every day this week and have had the FULL SUPPORT of my direct supervisor and lots of other people that i work with. he's just an infant and he sleeps in a shoebox on my desk and doesn't make any noise or even move around until i go to feed him and make him pee and poop (which is about twice a day.)

well, all of a sudden just now my direct supervisor sent me an im saying that he needed to talk to me about the baby squirrel. apparently somebody got their panties all in a twist about me having a squirrel up here and went and tattled and so now i have to keep him at home and split my lunch breaks up throughout the day so i can go home and feed him and warm up his "sock momma".

wth man!!! people bring their dogs up here all the damn time! shit, the old advertising director used to keep hers up here in her office in a box and would walk them around the building and let them pee and poop all over the fucking floor!

i swear to god man, i hope i NEVER find out who it was because i'll dot their fucking eye!!! (are you reading this?? whoever tha fuck you are my good "frenemy", I'LL DOT YOUR FUCKING EYE YOU RANK NASTY ASS DAMN TWATWAFFLE!!! i may be little but i'll straight whoop your ass on this one! don't FUCK with me, ya hear??? you reap what you sow and by god you done sowed a BIG'UN this time ya stoopid mofo!!!)